Privacy Policy

At Throatmail, we collect various types of information to provide you with the most accurate throat-based email notifications possible:

• Email metadata including sender, subject, urgency level, and emotional sentiment
• Throat circumference measurements and swallowing patterns during installation
• Real-time throat muscle tension readings and vocal cord vibration frequencies
• Sleep patterns to optimize late-night email delivery sensations
• Dietary preferences (certain foods may interfere with throat implant sensitivity)
• Voice recordings to calibrate personalized throat pressure algorithms
• GPS location data to adjust for altitude-related throat pressure variations

Your information helps us deliver the most personalized throat-email experience:

• Calibrating throat constriction levels based on email importance
• Training our AI to recognize your unique vocal patterns and throat anatomy
• Sharing anonymized throat response data with our research partners at MIT's Throat Studies Department
• Analyzing swallow timing to optimize email delivery during natural throat movements
• Creating detailed throat-maps for our proprietary ThroatOS operating system
• Improving our machine learning models by studying your emotional throat responses
• Developing new throat-based communication protocols for future applications

We employ industry-leading security measures to protect your sensitive throat data:

• 256-bit throat encryption using military-grade larynx algorithms
• Biometric throat-print authentication for account access
• Secure data centers located in underground facilities beneath major vocal cord research institutes
• Regular security audits by certified throat cybersecurity specialists
• Air-gapped systems for the most sensitive throat measurement data
• Quantum-resistant encryption to protect against future throat-hacking technologies
• 24/7 monitoring by our Throat Security Operations Center (ThroatSOC)

We may share your information with trusted partners in the following circumstances:

• Medical emergencies detected through unusual throat sensor readings
• Research collaborations with leading throat technology universities
• Integration with smart home devices for whole-house throat notification systems
• Insurance companies for throat implant coverage verification
• Government agencies if required by national throat security legislation
• Family members designated as emergency throat contacts
• Anonymous aggregated data for advancing the field of biotechnological communication

Important: We never sell your individual throat data to marketing companies, though we may provide aggregated throat response patterns to help improve global communication technologies.

You have the following rights regarding your throat data:

• Request a complete export of your throat sensation history
• Temporarily disable throat notifications while maintaining email delivery
• Adjust sensitivity levels for different types of communications
• Delete all historical throat response data (note: this may affect calibration accuracy)
• Opt out of throat data research programs while continuing service
• Request surgical removal of the implant with 30 days written notice