Medical Disclaimer

Before receiving a Throatmail implant, users must undergo comprehensive medical screening:

• Complete throat and neck anatomy assessment by certified otolaryngologists
• Psychological evaluation to ensure readiness for throat-based digital integration
• Blood work including comprehensive metabolic panel and throat-specific biomarkers
• Vocal cord flexibility testing and baseline voice pattern analysis
• Swallowing function evaluation using advanced barium contrast studies
• Assessment of existing throat tattoos, piercings, or previous surgical modifications
• Compatibility testing with any existing medical implants or pacemakers
• Genetic screening for rare throat sensitivity disorders

Throatmail implants are NOT suitable for individuals with:

• Active throat infections, chronic laryngitis, or vocal cord nodules
• History of throat cancer or radiation therapy to the neck region
• Severe gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) or hiatal hernia
• Pregnancy or plans to become pregnant within 2 years of implantation
• Allergies to titanium, medical-grade silicone, or rare earth magnets
• Professional singers, voice actors, or public speakers (risk of vocal damage)
• Chronic cough, sleep apnea, or any breathing disorders
• Autoimmune disorders affecting connective tissue or wound healing
• Blood clotting disorders or use of anticoagulant medications
• Claustrophobia or anxiety disorders triggered by throat sensations

Common side effects during the adjustment period (first 6-8 weeks) may include:

• Mild throat discomfort, sensation of foreign object in throat
• Temporary voice changes including hoarseness or altered pitch
• Increased saliva production and occasional difficulty swallowing
• Minor neck swelling or bruising around the implant site
• Heightened awareness of normal throat sensations
• Occasional false email sensations during system calibration
• Slight metallic taste that typically resolves within 2-3 weeks

Rare but serious complications may include:

• Infection at the implant site requiring antibiotic treatment
• Implant migration or rejection by the body's immune system
• Permanent voice changes or vocal cord paralysis
• Difficulty breathing or swallowing requiring emergency intervention
• Allergic reactions to implant materials
• Chronic pain syndrome or hypersensitivity to throat stimulation
• Psychological dependence on email throat notifications

Proper post-surgical care is essential for optimal throat implant function:

• Follow strict liquid diet for first 72 hours, gradually introducing soft foods
• Attend all scheduled follow-up appointments with your throat implant specialist
• Avoid strenuous activities, heavy lifting, or excessive talking for 2 weeks
• Take prescribed antibiotics and anti-inflammatory medications as directed
• Keep the incision site clean and dry, watch for signs of infection
• Perform daily throat massage exercises as demonstrated by medical staff
• Avoid exposure to extreme temperatures (hot drinks, ice cream) during healing
• Sleep with head elevated for the first week to reduce swelling
• Report any unusual sensations, pain, or breathing difficulties immediately

Throatmail implant users require ongoing medical supervision:

• Monthly check-ups for the first year, then quarterly thereafter
• Annual throat imaging studies to monitor implant position and integrity
• Periodic voice analysis and swallowing function assessments
• Blood tests to monitor for systemic reactions to implant materials
• Psychological counseling to address any adaptation challenges
• Firmware updates and calibration adjustments as technology evolves
• Documentation of all email-triggered throat responses for medical analysis

Seek immediate medical attention if you experience:

• Sudden difficulty breathing, swallowing, or speaking
• Severe throat pain not relieved by prescribed medications
• Signs of infection: fever, increased swelling, pus, or red streaking
• Unusual electrical sensations or burning in the throat area
• Complete loss of email notification sensations (possible device failure)
• Continuous throat constriction lasting more than 30 seconds
• Blood in saliva or difficulty controlling saliva production

By proceeding with Throatmail implantation, you acknowledge that:

• You have read and understood all medical risks and benefits
• You have discussed this procedure with qualified medical professionals
• You understand this is experimental technology with unknown long-term effects
• You accept responsibility for ongoing medical monitoring and care
• You have realistic expectations about the functionality and limitations
• You understand the irreversible nature of throat modification surgery
• You are not relying solely on email throat notifications for emergency communications